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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTIN

Growth Old Thinking Yourself
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTIN

Creation Enjoyment Flow Goodness Myself Right Word
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTIN

Astrology Believe Luck Myself
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTIN

Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTIN

Book Funny Myself
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Goodness Ignorance Inspirational Motivational One Liner Yourself
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTIN

Life Yourself
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTIN

Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTIN

Death Myself Thinking
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
No art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTIN

Art Conscience Mindset One Liner
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTIN

Need People Relationship Soul Mate Yourself
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

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