I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINDon’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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