I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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