I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINTeaching is, after all, a form of show business.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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