I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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