I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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