Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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