When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINAlways do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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