I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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