Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTIN -
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
STEVE MARTIN -
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTIN -
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTIN -
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTIN -
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
STEVE MARTIN -
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTIN -
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTIN -
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
STEVE MARTIN -
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTIN -
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTIN -
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
STEVE MARTIN -
No art comes from the conscious mind.
STEVE MARTIN -
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTIN