The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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