There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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