When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINI guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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