There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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