All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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