I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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