I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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