I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINThankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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