Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINI could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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