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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.

Steve Martin

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Experience Imagination Life Myself Reality Stand
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Kiss Man Sex Start Talk Yourself
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
STEVE MARTIN

Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Different Goodness Myself People Promise Talk Unique

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.

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