Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
STEVE MARTINDinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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