I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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