Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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