You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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