I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
STEVE MARTINAlways make room for the unexpected in yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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