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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Spike Milligan

This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich

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