I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGANMany people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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