Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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