My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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