Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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