You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
SPIKE MILLIGANAristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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