Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANAristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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