It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
RON WHITEThere were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
More Ron White Quotes
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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