Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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