You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
More Ron White Quotes
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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