I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
More Ron White Quotes
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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