I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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