We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
More Ron White Quotes
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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