I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
RON WHITEI’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
More Ron White Quotes
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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