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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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