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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

Ron White

I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

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