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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Another Come Day Girl Home Nobody Over Phone
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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Ask How Big People Pet Store Work
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Born Doctor Mother Slap Ugly
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Honest Luck Politician Run Way
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Born I Morning Mother Sickness
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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All Life Pick Pocket Sex
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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Already Always Eye Garbage Keep Me Rid She Told Try Wife
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.
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Fight Full Hope Man Reform Seventy Still Twenty Want
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Around Came Carry Father Picture Wallet
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Halloween Kind Life Look Parent Sent
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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Come Drink Go Juice Prune Take Viagra
Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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Act Actor Each Expose Himself Nide Time

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