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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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