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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Country Dog Every Leave Pyramid Room Some
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Age Food Kitchen Life Mirror Over Tab Taken
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.
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Everyone Fruit Hear Met Morning Ridiculous Underwear Yet
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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Crazy Opinion Psychiatrist Said Second
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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Born I Morning Mother Sickness
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Being Do Draw Men Most Thing Told Wage
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
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Born Doctor Mother Slap Ugly
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
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Bartender Plumber Psychiatrist See Seen Told Truth Wife
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Bee Butcher Kid Told Wife

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