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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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