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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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