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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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