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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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Acting Del Delicate Mask Put Very
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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Come Door Life Met Negligee Night Other Sexy Unfortunately
I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
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Come Drink Go Juice Prune Take Viagra
I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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Cigarette General Met Offer Surgeon
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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Attack Control Girl Last Myself Night Save
Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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Act Actor Each Expose Himself Nide Time
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
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Around Came Carry Father Picture Wallet
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
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Arm Bone Dog Favorite My
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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Brown Dentist Go Teeth Tie Told Wear Yellow
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Brown Sie Told Uncle Wear Wish Yellow
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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Fed Me Mother Shot Sing So Ugly Use
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

Being Do Draw Men Most Thing Told Wage
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
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Frink Last Much Olive Sample Time Too

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