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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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