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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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Fat Found Look One Only Out People Way
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
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Country Dog Every Leave Pyramid Room Some
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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Ask Birth Boy Control One Poster Year
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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Halloween Kind Life Look Parent Sent
I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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Cigarette General Met Offer Surgeon
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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Again Boyfriend Broke Her Marriage Trock Up Wife
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Always Found Kid Move Parent

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