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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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Family Found Look Nap Tree Was
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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Interrupt Spoken Wife Year
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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Dog Family Found Look Three Tree
I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Age Food Kitchen Life Mirror Over Tab Taken
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
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Happy Met Twenty Wife Year
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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Asleep Blind Day Face Kid Library Man One Pimple Plenty Raed Wake
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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Father Finger Kidnap More Piece Proof Remember Sent Time Want
Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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Act Actor Each Expose Himself Nide Time
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
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Get Honest No Politician Respect Run
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Broke Game Hockey Night Other Out Went
My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
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Another Came Cement Felt Hand Neighborhood Real Some Tough
My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Bath Hate Parent Radio Toast Toy
If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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All Life Pick Pocket Sex
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
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Back Car Drive Want Wife

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