Funny Quotes
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx Fashion is made to become unfashionable.
Coco ChanelCoco Chanel Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny.
Abel StarcAbel Starc I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.
Katy PerryKaty Perry I was in total shock. I work so close [to home] that I figured I’d return to work and the baby nurse would bring the baby to me, and I’d run home periodically, and I’d make it work. But every two hours? That’s a whole other level. I’ll have to make a nursery at the office.
Ivanka TrumpIvanka Trump A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
Chetan BhagatChetan Bhagat She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx I’d love to date somebody cool, fun, funny.
RihannaRihanna I’m try-sexual. I try anything that’s sexual.
Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan Why should I worry about the biological clock ticking? Saif is 10 years older. He should be worried.
Kareena KapoorKareena Kapoor Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.
Gabriel García MárquezGabriel García Márquez It’s funny, our beauty standard has become harder and tougher because we live in a tough age. I don’t think anyone wants to walk down the street and feel vulnerable. You want to walk down the street and feel like you’re in control.
Tom FordTom Ford When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
Jonathan SwiftJonathan Swift It’s funny how things can be so temporarily permanent.
Ashes4bonesAshes4bones