“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you

The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.

All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.

The pretty girl is always right.

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.

Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.

The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. It’s hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive.

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.

I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am.

The sweetest thing a guy said is that I look pretty with or without makeup.

I dress sexily – but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.

When I dress in a certain way and do my hair and makeup in a certain way, it’s not to get attention. I’m not a supermodel. I make the best of what I’ve got. I work out to look the best that I can.

True love is letting her know that her ass really does look fat in those jeans.

You can’t pick and choose the days that you feel like being responsible. It’s not something that disappears when you’re tired.