“Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.”

What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.

No medicine cures what happiness cannot.

I became aware that the invincible power that has moved the world is unrequited, not happy, love.

Today, when I saw you, I realized that what is between us is nothing more than an illusion.

Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.

Life is not what one lived, but what One remembers and how One remembers it in order to recount it

A lie is more comfortable than doubt, more useful than love, more lasting than truth.

I would give wings to children, but I would leave it to them to learn how to fly by themselves.

If you love something – let go. If it is yours – it will come back. I love you not because of who you are, but for who I am when I’m with you.

Music is important for one’s health.

One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship!

Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

Things have a life of their own, the gypsy proclaimed with a harsh accent. “It’s simply a matter of waking up their souls.”

For those who may be hurting over lost love: Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Nobody is worth crying for, and those that are worth it will not make you cry.

Socialism, when the last word is said, is merely a new economic and political system whereby more men can get food to eat.

What joins men together is not the sharing of bread but the sharing of enemies.

We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.

It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.

Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.

I’ve read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don’t even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.

I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided to use that to try to franchise my chicken recipe. Folks had always liked my chicken.

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.