Funny Quotes
I enjoy it when it’s over! I enjoy whatever success we have. If an audience finds it funny, then it’s been worth it.
Rowan AtkinsonRowan Atkinson Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.
Harper LeeHarper Lee Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Adam SandlerAdam Sandler Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
Stevie WonderStevie Wonder I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny.
Bruce SpringsteenBruce Springsteen I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties.
Gary OldmanGary Oldman There can’t be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full.
Henry KissingerHenry Kissinger The biggest difference between L.A. and Edmonton was that instead of people looking at me I was looking at them.
Wayne GretzkyWayne Gretzky It’s funny to see the people connect with Fast & Furious the way they do. I had no clue, I didn’t get it. And now, more I get it and I see it.
Paul WalkerPaul Walker Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
A. A. MilneA. A. Milne The only negativity I need in my life right now is a COVID test.
Carla StokesCarla Stokes We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx