When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
H. L. MENCKENA church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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