On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. MENCKENThere is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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