Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
H. L. MENCKENYou can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Change is not progress.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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