Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENA cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Change is not progress.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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