The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
H. L. MENCKENImagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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