The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H. L. MENCKENThe central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Change is not progress.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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