All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
H. L. MENCKENThe only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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