On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
H. L. MENCKENFor every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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