The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
H. L. MENCKENUnder democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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