The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H. L. MENCKENGovernment’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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