Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
H. L. MENCKENMost people want security in this world, not liberty.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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