The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
H. L. MENCKENWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
-
-
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
H. L. MENCKEN -
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
H. L. MENCKEN -
The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
H. L. MENCKEN -
People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
H. L. MENCKEN -
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
H. L. MENCKEN -
There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
H. L. MENCKEN -
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
H. L. MENCKEN -
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
H. L. MENCKEN -
The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
H. L. MENCKEN -
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
H. L. MENCKEN -
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
H. L. MENCKEN -
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
H. L. MENCKEN -
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
H. L. MENCKEN -
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
H. L. MENCKEN -
Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
H. L. MENCKEN