Change is not progress.
H. L. MENCKENThe demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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