The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
H. L. MENCKENIt is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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