Funny Quotes

Why should I worry about the biological clock ticking? Saif is 10 years older. He should be worried.

Very well, I will marry you if you promise not to make me eat eggplant.

It’s funny, our beauty standard has become harder and tougher because we live in a tough age. I don’t think anyone wants to walk down the street and feel vulnerable. You want to walk down the street and feel like you’re in control.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.

It’s funny how things can be so temporarily permanent.

If penicillin can cure those that are ill, Spanish sherry can bring the dead back to life.

Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.