Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.
Lil WayneLil Wayne My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan I thought my teeth were white until I washed my face with Noxzema. My teeth are off-white. I’m not even white. I’m off-white. It’s a new race; we will prevail!
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg Time is a funny old thing isn’t it?! We are all surrounded by it!
Tom JonesTom Jones Remember, the only difference between ‘marital’ and ‘martial’ is where you put the ‘i’.
Mitch AlbomMitch Albom If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Mark TwainMark Twain Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial.
James JoyceJames Joyce It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Love was created for so many reasons and you will always be one of them.
Karla GaleanaKarla Galeana
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