If you play a Nickleback song backwards you’ll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you’ll hear Nickleback.
Dave GrohlDave Grohl My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial.
James JoyceJames Joyce With rap, it’s a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take ’em the way they wanna take ’em.
JeezyJeezy Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it’s really how it works.
Steve JobsSteve Jobs What a sad business, being funny.
Charlie ChaplinCharlie Chaplin I’m very, very amateur, which is funny because I’m not in the amateur leagues.
Shawn MendesShawn Mendes Marriage is the union of two divinities that a third might be born on earth.
Khalil GibranKhalil Gibran People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
Charles BarkleyCharles Barkley When you open the elevator on the top floor of a building and the other guy doesn’t get out, something is seriously wrong.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg They asked me why I don’t quit drinking, I told ’em I’m not a quitter.
The WeekndThe Weeknd It is beneath pale blue skies, amongst sycamore trees, and afoot dirtied leaves, my heart, and soul finds peace.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford A wounded heart never stops bleeding.
Ashley PrzywolskiAshley Przywolski I swear the stars align at night just to see you smile.
C.R. ElliottC.R. Elliott I get so lost in your midnight eyes I forget we’re running out of time.
Ana DeeAna Dee The worst thing is not to share our pain with each other when you can.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Love was created for so many reasons and you will always be one of them.
Karla GaleanaKarla Galeana
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