You ride well, but you don’t kiss nicely at all.
Thomas HardyThomas Hardy I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say ‘Mitch,’ and I say ‘what?’ and turn my head slightly.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.
James JoyceJames Joyce If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there’d be a shortage of sand.
Milton FriedmanMilton Friedman Sometimes I smile so big, I get scared that my face is gonna explode.
Demi LovatoDemi Lovato Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird.
ASAP RockyASAP Rocky I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.
Truman CapoteTruman Capote I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times.
Ivanka TrumpIvanka Trump I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Love loves to love love.
James JoyceJames Joyce Don’t love someone to get into a relationship, love someone to create a partnership.
Aaron BellAaron Bell When will the leaves begin to change in this body of mine?
Mila AlexandrovnaMila Alexandrovna Are you willing to trust yourself and do what needs to be done in order to be who you were meant to be?
Nansia MovidiNansia Movidi The idea that we are so capable of love but still choose to be toxic.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur I am an arrow – Put me in your bow and let fly. Let this story go by in the blink of an eye.
Bisma IjazBisma Ijaz And you have fast become my weakness, even as you remain my source of strength.
Alma-May NoaAlma-May Noa
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