Donald Trump can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
CherCher I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
Betty WhiteBetty White It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You’re on your own, Bernice.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck I would like to look funny on screen, doing comedy.
Fahadh FaasilFahadh Faasil Secret is something which a person tells everybody not to tell anybody.
Dinesh ThakurDinesh Thakur When there’s a person, there’s a problem. When there’s no person, there’s no problem.
Joseph StalinJoseph Stalin I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Bette DavisBette Davis Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin WilliamsRobin Williams Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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