Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.
Al GoreAl Gore I actually think the subject of young divorce is pretty funny; I’d like to write a movie about it.
Olivia WildeOlivia Wilde If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg An eye for an eye. We are all blind.
Dalai LamaDalai Lama It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
Roald DahlRoald Dahl People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
Zig ZiglarZig Ziglar Why is it when you’re dieting, you crave everything?
Kim KardashianKim Kardashian I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
Charles BarkleyCharles Barkley Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
Mae WestMae West I’d love to romance Aishwarya Rai. But I’m 58 now. So I have to play her father.
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