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Everyone’s trying to reach the top. Tell me how far is it from the bottom.
Peter ToshPeter Tosh If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Dorothy ParkerDorothy Parker Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin FranklinBenjamin Franklin The funny thing is that I’m the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who’s traveled with me. Normally, I’m in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
Vera WangVera Wang Men are seldom blessed with good fortune and good sense at the same time.
LivyLivy You know, a balance-sheet is like a bikini, it shows more but it hides what is vital. I learnt to read a balance sheet and then I got fascinated by stocks.
Rakesh JhunjhunwalaRakesh Jhunjhunwala When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me.
Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan Donald Trump can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
CherCher I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?
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