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Tom Jones32 quotes“Time is a funny old thing isn’t it?! We are all surrounded by it!”
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I’ve always felt myself as being a serious singer.
Tom JonesTom Jones I like to drink to suit my location.
Tom JonesTom Jones You are only a young talent, but we don’t know how old your soul is.
Tom JonesTom Jones Love is in the air everywhere I look around. Love is in the air every sight and every sound.
Tom JonesTom Jones We won best breakthrough video, it meant so much to me to win that award, it was a turning point in my career.
Tom JonesTom Jones Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, yes I do. You and your pussy cat nose.
Tom JonesTom Jones I come from a coal-mining, working-class background. My father was a coal miner.
Tom JonesTom Jones I think when you’ve lived a bit, you read more into the songs. I do, anyway. And you’re sort of living the songs rather than performing them,
Tom JonesTom Jones I’ve always liked to dance – I’ve got a natural rhythm.
Tom JonesTom Jones I think it’s good that I had some experience of the real world before I became successful. You know, having to get up in the morning and going to work in construction.
Tom JonesTom Jones It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it will…in a dull man.
Tom JonesTom Jones I have a weakness for watches. I have to stop myself buying more.
Tom JonesTom Jones You can’t be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer. With me, it’s my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing.
Tom JonesTom Jones It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone, it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone. But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it’s not unusual to see me cry. I wanna’ die.
Tom JonesTom Jones To me when I hear a song, its a positive thing because it reminds me of when I started!
Tom JonesTom Jones I realize that singing is saving my life, once I started again.
Tom JonesTom Jones
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Sadness shoots a bullet straight at your heart and love buys you time.
Shelby CaudleShelby Caudle Do you think it possible that some people are born to give more love than they will ever get back in return?
Tyler Knott GregsonTyler Knott Gregson It’s been a long time since we said goodbye and yet the echoes of it are still ringing in our ears.
Ranata SuzukiRanata Suzuki In this wilderness, Mankind is the animal I fear.
Addison SchmittAddison Schmitt We can always walk with them in the rain instead of just lending an umbrella.
Leon MarshLeon Marsh Flowers only wither to bloom again. So shall you break, only to be whole again.
Fareena AliyaFareena Aliya What do you do when the passion burns out? Start another fire.
Jonny OxJonny Ox To love well is the task in all meaningful relationships, not just romantic bonds.
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