Time is a funny old thing isn’t it?! We are all surrounded by it!
TOM JONES
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Tom JonesTom Jones I think it’s good that I had some experience of the real world before I became successful. You know, having to get up in the morning and going to work in construction.
Tom JonesTom Jones It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man’s desire. Indeed it will…in a dull man.
Tom JonesTom Jones I have a weakness for watches. I have to stop myself buying more.
Tom JonesTom Jones You can’t be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer. With me, it’s my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing.
Tom JonesTom Jones It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone, it’s not unusual to have fun with anyone. But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it’s not unusual to see me cry. I wanna’ die.
Tom JonesTom Jones To me when I hear a song, its a positive thing because it reminds me of when I started!
Tom JonesTom Jones I realize that singing is saving my life, once I started again.
Tom JonesTom Jones I was full of fire when I was young. I wanted to attack anything.
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