70+ Lily Tomlin Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk

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