Bill Johnson
BILL JOHNSONBill Bailey Quotes
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Presence always wins out over principles.
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Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’
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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
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I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars… I’m not bitter at all.
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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