Not to be confused with the Ukrainian hunting spider, which actually has got a limp and is, as such, completely harmless, and a little bit bitter about the whole thing.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
Bill BaileyBill Bailey I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Thank God for Darwin, eh?
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Nostalgia: How long’s that been around?
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
Bill BaileyBill Bailey In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey I am a confectionery-based existentialist.
Bill BaileyBill Bailey Life is a journey through the sea between the Islands of birth and success.
AurthurAurthur There are times when god speaks. You might not hear the words, but you’ll see. You’ll see.
Sonya TeclaiSonya Teclai For in the wild I feel the safest where the thorns of the invisible hand can not prick me.
Raha ArazRaha Araz I tried to write you something uplifting but I could only see grey.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados I want to spend the rest of my coffee’s with you.
Jessica PickardJessica Pickard Never again will I give, give myself to those who refuse to see my fire.
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