Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.
BILL BAILEYI try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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Bill Kreutzmann
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Live comedy’s a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You’re only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
BILL BAILEYIt’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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Presence always wins out over principles.
BILL JOHNSONBill Johnson
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Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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The reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
BILL BAILEYThe reason we’d stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of boredom.
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Why do people want to swim with dolphins? The equivalent would be an Indonesian fellow coming over here, going up to a farmer and saying ‘Can I get in with the cows? I just fancy scuffling about with them.’
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I try to appreciate the simple things. I’ve just been camping with my son and I enjoyed that just as much if not more than a holiday in a posh hotel. I like making a cup of tea and bacon sarnie in the morning.
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Bobby Jindal
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In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we’re united and enjoy life – Without unity we are victims. Stay united.
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Thank God for Darwin, eh?
BILL BAILEYThank God for Darwin, eh?
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Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
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Stupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
BILL BAILEYStupid National Anthem… Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? “Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit.”
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
BILL BAILEYThree blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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