You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla There’s no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I’m a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
Adam CarollaAdam Carolla Caught inside my mind trapped between its horrid lines losing precious time.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Some women will have you look at life differently.
Eleni SophiaEleni Sophia The biggest reward often require the largest risks.
Nicole BrownNicole Brown Being with you is familiar, like playing guitar after some time; the theory is there but my fingers have forgotten the chords.
AstaAsta Late-night conservations, Breathtaking memories, and an endless sky full of unseen dazzling stars. That’s how I want to remember us.
AurthurAurthur Nothing is more terrifying than falling in love.
Helena DegnHelena Degn
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