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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

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I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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You know you’re old when your walker has an airbag.
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
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My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life.
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Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
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Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
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If my jeans could talk, they’d plead for mercy.
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I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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I don’t know how you feel about old age… but in my case I didn’t even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
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