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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
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When I go to the beach, even the tide won’t come in.
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You know you’re old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
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self-pity is better than none.
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My body’s in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
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I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.
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You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
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I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children.
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Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
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I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’
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I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, ‘Take off your clothes’?
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The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours
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I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing.
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